No party lines. No spin. Just the people's honest opinion on Australian politicians.
Politicians vote on stuff that affects your life every day. Half the time, nobody asked you. So we made a place where you get to vote.
It's simple: we show you two politicians. You pick who's worse. That's it. An Elo rating system (like chess rankings) figures out the rest.
This isn't affiliated with any political party, government body, or the Australian Electoral Commission. We're not telling you how to vote in real elections. We just think people deserve an honest, unfiltered way to express how they feel about the people running the country.
All rankings reflect user opinion only. Politician profiles contain publicly available information (name, role, party). Nothing here is a factual claim about anyone's conduct or competence. It's just what people reckon.
Built with spite and good intentions. 🇦🇺
Politician Wars is a satirical opinion platform where people vote on which Australian politicians they disapprove of most. Rankings come from anonymous user votes and reflect public sentiment, not editorial positions or factual assessments.
By using this site, you agree that your votes represent your personal opinion. You acknowledge that rankings reflect aggregated user sentiment and should not be interpreted as statements of fact about any individual.
All politician profiles display publicly available information sourced from the Australian Parliament House records and official party websites. We do not make editorial claims about any politician's conduct, competence, or character.
This site is provided as-is. We don't guarantee uptime, accuracy of vote counts, or that using it will make you feel better about Australian politics (but it might).
We may update these terms. Continued use = acceptance. We won't make them worse, just clearer if needed.
We don't know who you are and we'd like to keep it that way.
We don't sell, share, or hand over any data to anyone. There are no ads. There is no analytics platform building a profile on you.
Vote data is stored in an anonymous database. There is no mechanism to trace a vote back to a user. That's by design.
Under the Australian Privacy Act 1988, you have the right to ask what data we hold about you. The answer is: nothing identifiable. But feel free to ask.
Questions? Concerns? Angry politician? Reach out at the contact details on our About page.